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Members of Boy Scouts of America Cub Scout pack 461, based at Joint Base Lewis McChord, place flags on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial during Veterans Day observances, Nov. 11, 2010, in Olympia, Wash.

It's 5 O'clock Somewhere...

For two hours every day, at UTC−10:00–11:59, there are actually three different days observed at the same time. At UTC time Thursday 10:15, for example, it is Wednesday 23:15 in Samoa, which is eleven hours behind UTC, and it is Friday 00:15 in Kiritimati (separated from Samoa by the IDL), which is fourteen hours ahead of UTC. For the first hour (UTC 10:00–10:59), this phenomenon affects inhabited territories, whereas during the second hour (UTC 11:00–11:59) it only affects an uninhabited maritime time zone twelve hours behind UTC.

Who knew?

Indians don't use saddles...

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

A Navajo on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant.

'Nothing,' the woman answered.

'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles.'

What the well dressed School Patrol will be wearing this year...

Definition...

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

The Entabulator

Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy
duty transmission business.
They were getting ready to tape their first introduction video.
As a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend
within the trucking industry.
This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.
Now remember, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down.
I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this
gentleman.

Hi! Glad you're here!