Oh, Nooo....

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, "That's us in 10 years".


He said, "That's a mirror, you idiot! "

Hmmm...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.


The Russians used a pencil.