Don't call me unless it's on fire...

My new favorite quote:

"All these factors have produced a situation not covered by the oprating manuals, requiring the crew to make decisions using a logical deductive reasoning procedure."

Yup. Sometimes ya just gotta figure it out.

Confucius Say...

My last fortune cookie read:

"You will be in a river of excrement in a Native American invention without adequate propulsion."

Most likely.