Dreamin'

So, I would really like to have a house like this with a courtyard... only some place warm!
The Casita and Garage #1 would be my man-cave and workshop. Also would maybe make Garage #2 a pull-through.

Dear Mr. Pope,
We regret to inform you that you do not qualify for pension benefits... well, you would if we had a pension plan... but we never anticipated needing one. We understand the Rome Wal-mart is hiring greeters. Thank you for your inquiry.
Best wishes in your future endeavors,
Vatican HR Dept.

A PRIEST AND A RABBI

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
“Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replied,
“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
“Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith”
The rabbi then asked him,
“Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied,
“Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said,
“Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”

Shrooms...

Taken with my iPhone in my backyard.

Taskalusa Hawg!

Don't call me unless it's on fire...

My new favorite quote:

"All these factors have produced a situation not covered by the oprating manuals, requiring the crew to make decisions using a logical deductive reasoning procedure."

Yup. Sometimes ya just gotta figure it out.

Confucius Say...

My last fortune cookie read:

"You will be in a river of excrement in a Native American invention without adequate propulsion."

Most likely.